Archive for November, 2008

Shoddy Beatles/Umoja @ CG’s 12/6

Saturday, November 29th, 2008
WARNING: WE GO ON AT 10:30 SHARP FOR THIS SHOW.  THERE IS NO ACT BEFORE THE SHODDY BEATLES.  GET THERE EARLY

Hey friends,

The holidays are upon us.  Junior is rushing out to buy Sally those fingerless gloves that turn into mittens, mom is starting to think about her turkey casserole, and dad is hoping that whiskey will make yet another holiday season’s worth of bills go unnoticed by the collection agency.  

What does it all mean??!?!?!  It means that Dominic the Italian Christmas Donkey is spreading cheer across the land of Gainesville.

The Shoddy (nee Shitty) Beatles will be playing their last show of 2008 at the Common Grounds with good friends The Umoja Orchestra!!!

WARNING: WE GO ON AT 10:30 SHARP FOR THIS SHOW.  THERE IS NO ACT BEFORE THE SHODDY BEATLES.  GET THERE EARLY
we’re going first!  Get there early people!  We’ve had to witness friends get turned away from several shows this year because they dilly dallied.  

Watch the SEC championship, clean yourself up, and head downtown.

It’s only 5 bucks for such a stupendous bill, so get there

GET THERE EARLY!!!!  I IMPLORE YOU

The Shoddy Beatles are working on new songs including many WITH HORNS!!!

Be the first kid on your block with a Pogo Ball and these new songs in your head!

Just a few sneak peaks are:
Good Morning
Something
Got to get you into my life

Come on out folks.

WARNING: WE GO ON AT 10:30 SHARP FOR THIS SHOW.  THERE IS NO ACT BEFORE THE SHODDY BEATLES.  GET THERE EARLY

The search ends here.

Sunday, November 23rd, 2008
Ladies and Gentlemen,

I must throw in the towel. Much like the movie “Supersize Me,” my doctors have determined that this quest for the best fried rice in town is detrimental to my health.

Today’s target:
China 1
3720 NW 13th St
Gainesville, FL 32609
352.374.8886

The verdict. Nasty. Plain. Scary. Well, it wasn’t that bad, but it really wasn’t good. Yellow rice was again the medium, onions, carrots, peas and chunks of dark meat were the bittys. Again, no egg.

I gotta say, it was the most tasteless dish I’ve ever had, and I’m not talking about Sarah Silverman.

So, the consensus is after trying 4 different places in town: local take out chinese fried rice sucks. Do’nt eat it.

I may amend the search to include more traditional restaurants, but as for now, it’s officially called off.

oh yeah, the rating for China 1 was a 2.5 out of 10.

Fried Rice and French Fires

Friday, November 21st, 2008
The target: Hot Wok Chinese Takeout
3006 NW 13th St
Gainesville, FL 32609

The mission: one order of chicken fried rice

The verdict: 2.0 out of 10

The analysis:
I’ve been excited to try Hot Wok for no reason other than my friend Shaun took a picture in front of it after his graduation. It must be great, I reasoned, b/c Shaun is awesome and his graduation was a big event. I’ve also been eager to expand on my search. So, today found me in mid-north Gainesville at lunchtime, and as the fates would have it, at Hot Wok Chinese Take Out.

After looking at the menu and the featured items in large backlit pictures above the counter, I started to wonder if all take out chinese restaurants in Gainesville were owned by the same people. They all look so damn similar. However, my mission, to find the best fried rice in town, has seen through the guise and revealed each to be its own sovereign entity.

The rice was the yellowest of them all so far. The extra bits were just peas and carrots, no onions, no egg, and the chicken was in small cubes, similar to China 88, but with much more “mystery meat” flair. Some pieces were discolored and others were tougher to eat. I’d say this was more of a box of Arroz con Pollo and much less Chinese Fried Rice. Nothing about it made it taste chinese. There was little-no seasoning, and it was so yellow that it resembled a Chinese take on a favorite Cuban dish.

The shop still had Valentine’s decorations up (most likely from a previous year, as they were a bit faded), and had a few American specials, such as French Fires. I was wondering what French Fires would taste like and if they were at all dangerous. Since my shirt was flammable, I decided to stay away this go around.

Overall, it was very disappointing. I immediately got a headache after eating there, so the MSG potential was high.

At least I now know that there will be some scores below average.

A special pre-holiday surprise from Morningbell!

Thursday, November 20th, 2008
Hey friends,

Check out the music page of our website for an improved mix of I bought a black hole.  It features Jake McMullen on real drums and sounds just so shiny.

Why the new track?  Morningbell has been asked to contribute an unreleased song to the H.O.M.E.van 2008 collection.  You can listen to the new mix on our website, but the only place you’ll be able to own it is on the compilation, which is supposed to be out sometime next year.  If it never gets released for some reason, we’ll make it downloadable.

Here’s some info about the organization:

HOMEvan, founded in 2002 by Arupa and Bob Freeman and other community activists, is a grassroots, volunteer-run outreach group providing a variety of services for the homeless, poor, and disenfranchised of Gainesville. Twice each week, rain or shine, HOMEvan’s volunteers bring a nutritious bagged meal, soup, clothes, hygiene products, and (what many need most of all) an unjudging and compassionate ear. When financially possible, HOMEvan helps those who may have been denied services elsewhere by assisting them with rent deposits or putting them on a Greyhound bus back to where they do have friends and families. HOMEvan also networks with volunteer physicians, nurses and lawyers who provide pro bono medical and legal advice for those who otherwise may not be able to afford it. HOMEVan is a project of the St. Vincent de Paul Society in Gainesville.

HOMEvan subsists largely upon donations from friends and neighbors of the HOMEvan community.

The Gainesville music community came together in 2003 to produce the first HOMEvan Benefit Compilation, a survey of the Gainesville music scene at the time. The collection of 42 of Gainesville’s best local bands featured a broad array of genres and gave a thorough cross-section of a time and place in Gainesville’s music history. The compilation and subsequent concert not only raised funds for HOMEvan, but more importantly, raised substantial awareness for the grassroots organization and the causes they fight for.

As the Gainesville music scene is experiencing a renaissance of new and creative bands, and as the problems of the homeless in Gainesville continue to grow, now seems a perfect time to take action again and rally Gainesville’s best and brightest bands for the…

The search for Gainesville’s best fried rice takes a minor detour

Monday, November 17th, 2008
So, this wasn’t supposed to be part of the hunt, but it was such a find that I had to share.

Next stop, India.  Birthplace of Ghandi, Bollywood, and the savory goodness that is vegetable biryani.  Long has man sought out the exotic musk of the subcontinent oft referred to by natives as Hindustan.  For centuries, scores of seafaring sailors set sail seeking such scented spices sold since Sanskrit stood solemnly several seas away.   Vagabonds, these men hunted the shortest route from their home countries to reach the delectable cinnamons and curries, palak paneers and peppers.  

I have long thought that these men were obviously after drugs and not spices and the history books were merely unable to teach middle school children such truths, however, one bite of Kebab House’s Vegetable Biryani will make you realize that these spices were in fact the true treasure coveted by kings.  

I bought a small portion of the rice dish (which is very similar to fried rice in it’s theme) as well as some garlic naan for under 10 dollars!  The portion was HUGE and although starved, I barely put a dent in it.  The veggies were very crisp and tasty and the naan was fresh and delicious.  It seemed as if the small, undecorated take out restaurant with half of the menu items crossed off in its first month of business, was actually trying hard at something by using very high quality ingredients.  

The rice had a very zesty, spicy taste and was chock full of veggies.  I couldn’t get over how good everything was.  

I do, however, feel that Indian food is akin to a fire drill in elementary school.  You can’t have it more than a few times a year.  Every time I eat Indian food, I’m stuffed for a day and a half.  It also tends to wreak havoc on the digestive system from time to time.  Fortunately, with the exception of some minor heartburn, this food left me feeling satisfied and full.

FRIED RICE WILL RETURN THIS WEEK!

The quest for the best fried rice continues!! China 88

Wednesday, November 12th, 2008
Today’s venture took me to China 88, which is on the southeast corner of nw 43rd st and nw 16th ave.

I’ve seen China 88 many times as my cousins used to run a catering business right next door. Perhaps it was my typical aversion to chinese food or the fact that I was constantly looking in China 88’s back door that I stayed away, but science knows not the meaning of the word fear.

One large chicken fried rice please!

I got my little take out box home and opened that sucker up. It smelled pretty good on the ride home, however, I think a large part of the smell was the fortune cookie being warmed up.

So, as with China Star, they used yellow rice. There was no egg and the goodies included only a few carrots and onions, no peas. The chicken was in substantial cubes of white meat. Overall, the dish had a nice smoky/seasoned taste, as if it was cooked in a nicely seasoned wok which imparted its flavor characteristics to the rice. It was still on the blandish side, but a squirt of spicy mustard cured that ailment right away.

I’d say it was definitely better than China Star’s, and the substantial pieces of chicken earned them another .5, so a total of 6.75 points for China 88’s fried rice.

The search for Gainesville’s best fried rice begins!

Tuesday, November 11th, 2008
Hey folks, this post election life is pretty boring, huh? That’s why I’ve taken it upon myself to find the best take out fried rice in town!

By “take out,” I mean those weird little chinese places around town that specialize in take out food. I’m open to trying some other places like golden buddha, which is more of a both sit down and take out style, but the goal is to try the creepy little places to see
1. are they any good?
2. can they make fried rice?

I feel fried rice is a good litmus test of a place’s skill. You can’t really mess it up and you’ll only have breathtaking fried rice once or twice in your life. It’s really a status quo dish. That being said, there is a big difference between mediocre fried rice and great fried rice.

So, I”m going to try and rate them on a scale from 1-10 and give a little insight into what is included in the dish, good flavors, bad flavors, unexpected twists, and so on.

First up: China Star: 3307 W University Ave: Next to the Publix on 34th and University
Rating: 5.5
Diagnosis: Not bad, not great. It is just above average, but that is mostly because it’s malleable. I added my own touch of sriracha and a dash of soy sauce to liven it up and it was quite good in this manner. On it’s own, it was pretty plain. There were onion, carrot, and pea bits in it as well as tiny strips of what appeared to be white meat chicken. I didn’t notice any egg or much soy sauce flavoring. I believe they used yellow rice instead of white rice, so that affected the color without adding any flavor.

So, there you have it. I think the next place on the list will be China 88 at
4217 NW 16th Blvd.

stay tuned if you’re bored.

At long last…………… A Morningbell show this Friday!

Monday, November 10th, 2008
Hello again dear friends. The weather is changing, the days grow shorter, and cold chills run down the spines of countless cans of cranberry sauce. Help us (Morningbell) celebrate the spirit of the season with a kickass show. Also, it’s our keyboardist Stacie’s birthday this weekend so everyone should buy her a drink. EVERYONE.

This show is a great lineup:

The Righteous Kind (http://www. myspace. com/therighteouskind) The Colonel (and UF chemistry professor Dr. Charles Ray Martin) and his band play down dirty groovy psychedelic rock.

Owl of Minerva (http://www. myspace. com/owlofminerva1) play mesmerizing instrumentals and include the undeniable talent that is my former Alphabet City bandmate Tim Robson.

Be sure to get there early because last time we played the Atlantic, it sold out and they had to turn a lot of people away.

-Chris

ps: The show starts at 10:00 and Morningbell goes 2nd, so don’t be late!!!

Election Day

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008
The Real America:

 

According to Sarah Palin, I do not live in the Real America.  I did not grow up in the Real America, and I do not have any connection to the Real America.  If she knew what Real America was, she wouldn’t have been so sure of herself out there on the campaign trail.  Here’s what she doesn’t know about the America I live in.

 

For the past few months, we have been working for the Obama campaign as much as possible.  Myself, my wife, my brother, my mother, my father, my aunts, my cousins, my friends, my neighbors.  We have donated money and time, sacrificed sleep and food, and canvassed, called, texted, and spoke to as many people as we could.  I canvassed at least 7 times in the past week and a half, knocking on hundreds of doors in addition to making hundreds of phone calls. 

 

What really sums up my America, however, was Election Day.  Our house was mission control for our region’s get out the vote operation.  Travis was in charge of organizing volunteers and getting them out to the neighborhoods and on the phones to the voters.  People started showing up at 8:30 AM saying “I’m here all day, tell me what I can do to help.”  We hit the streets in 3 shifts (9:00, 1:00, and 4:00).  We made phone calls all day long.  There were somewhere between 50 and 70 people in and out of our house all day long; total strangers, all happy to be around each other contributing to the same cause. 

 

I saw a McCain canvasser come down to our end of the road and I literally saw him stop in his tracks when he saw the 15 Obama cars in front of our house.  He didn’t know if he should keep going. 

 

We drove people to the polls who couldn’t drive.  We dropped off absentee ballots for those who forgot to send them in.  We answered questions of confused voters who received misinformation (frequently from the other side).  One man was sent away from the polls because a POLLWORKER told him that registered Independents could not vote.  Many students received text messages saying they could vote on Wednesday.  There were even reports of McCain supporters showing up to Obama canvassing locations, stealing all the paperwork when no one was looking and then throwing it away somewhere unknown. 

 

If this election showed us anything, it’s that there is no such thing as stooping too low for Republicans.   Now, I know that not every single Republican is a bad person, but as a whole, they have no problem fighting dirty. 

 

As I was turning in someone’s absentee ballot downtown, a woman walking past me said (in response to my “change” sticker) “It will be change allright, for the worse!”  I told her “Keep your thoughts to yourself.”  I haven’t said anything mean to McCain supporters.  I haven’t yelled at anyone on the other side.  I try to respect people. 

 

But what we have this year is a Republican party that is down and out.  They’re afraid.  They don’t know what to do, so they start fighting dirty.  Try anything! Disenfranchise voters all day long.  They don’t care.  Win at any costs, no matter how unfair it may be.

 

The reason they were afraid is because of our organization.  At 5:00 PM, we had completed all of our calls and door knockings.  Headquarters told us to head out to the student section of town to help out the canvassers there.  Once we arrived, they told us they had such an overwhelming number of volunteers respond that they didn’t need us.  So, did we give up and wait?  No! We started calling Colorado and Nevada voters to get them out to the polls.  After a few hundred calls, we got word that Obama had won Pennsylvania.  The regional leader told us to stop calling and go to headquarters to start celebrating.

 

Upon arrival, the mood was electric.  Volunteers started showing up, bringing beer, wine, food, and excitement.  NPR had a reporter there to interview campaign workers.  A large TV was showing the results as they came in.  The crowd went through the roof as Ohio went blue.  We knew it was pretty much over at that point. 

 

From there, we went to a bar which was the official Democratic watching station/party.  They had 3 movie projector screen TV’s going on the wall, including Fox news, which as we all know is the final say on who wins (I’m looking at you 2000).  All of a sudden, without much prompting, the screens read “Projected winner, Barack Obama.”  The place lit up.  People were screaming, jumping, crying, laughing, hugging each other.  It was utter jubilation. 

 

Florida still hadn’t come in with a winner, so despite our joy, we wanted the icing on the cake.  We had all worked so hard for so long that we weren’t going to be happy unless we won Florida.  The numbers were coming back favorably, with most big counties overwhelmingly blue.  Broward county was 70% for Barack Obama and Dade was near 60%.  Finally, the moment we had been waiting for came.  Florida went blue.  We didn’t mess it up this time, we actually came out on the right side.  It was amazing, totally stunning.  The tears came even harder, as we realized that we made our state a legitimate battleground and we were personally on the front lines.  Champagne bottles popped, I bought a bottle of Ommegang Belgian Ale with a cork, just for the pop.  I even renamed it Obamagang. 

 

Barack’s speech floored the whole crowd.  Hardly a sound was made from the entire bar as he spoke.  We yelled “Yes we can!” back at the TV, drunk on pride, exhaustion, and of course, some beers. 

 

It truly was a historic night. 

 

Now, we’ve got a tough road ahead of us.  The Democrats are solely responsible for their success or failure.  I truly hope that Barack will motivate and lead the nation just like he has his campaign.  We shall see what will happen; however, I feel that America has started to make the right choices for getting us back on track. 

Currently

listening
:

First Rays of the New Rising Sun

By
Jimi Hendrix

Release date: 1997-04-22

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