I went down to the courthouse entrance to visit a friend who writes
for the Star Banner and snapped this shot.

I hope you catch the irony.  (if you don’t, Wesley Snipes starred in a movie called US Marshalls).

the best part was the press wasn’t allowed to cross the line, but i
walked back and forth unscathed along with local vagrants.

I even did a video interview with the Star Banner, mostly focusing on how I don’t believe celebrities should face the same punishments as average citizens and how they’ve reached such an upper echelons of society the rest of us can only dream of.  Evidently, in a fit of attempted humor (for the benefit of my friend at the paper), I expressed my intention of running against my boss in the upcoming elections for Public Defender. 

Next, I want to share a weird dream I had last night (also coincidentally involving my boss).  We were on the set of a Burger King commercial starring U2.  Bono was laying in a bed in a room with all white furniture and sheets and curtains and he was wearing all white. A whopper was sitting on a white plate on top of the white bedside table and he kept kissing it on the side (as if the buns were lips) and getting ketchup all over his face.  I then proceeded to have a conversation with Adam Clayton about vegetarianism.

Everyone I’ve told so far says it’s a great commercial idea.  How about it science?